GORILLA WARFARE

by Onetwotwo

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about

So. Here's Gorilla Warfare. The "sequel" to Plages & Rivages, the second opus of the trilogy.

I don't have much to say about it. I think it's pretty cool.
It's a bit of an homage to the alternative metal bands of my teenage years... Slipknot, Deftones, et al.
But it isn't meant as a knock-off, it's still Onetwotwo.

Well, I hope you'll like it. It was a pretty fun album to make. I hope it's also fun to listen to!

(a free booklet comes attached with every album download — yay skeuomorphism!)

credits

released January 18, 2015

NDM aka Crocodile Deathspeed: Guitars on all tracks except #7, Bass on all tracks except #6 & #7, Vocals on all tracks except #6, Piano on track #6, Fender Rhodes on track #7.

Track #1 contains a shitload of samples from the excellent website musicradar.com, mostly from the DnB pack and the metal pack. Track #2 also contains some in its outro part. There are also a few beats from looperman.com on songs #1 and #4, credited on the songs pages. All other beats were created by Onetwtotwo using a virtual drum machine (fuck yeah Hydrogen!) or a sample controller (hell yeah Akai MPX8).

Shoutout to Ibanez (I love my trusty RGA32, it's really simple and reliable), Ernie Ball (these Cobalt strings are off the fucking chain) and of course Dunlop (without the Jazz III, there probably wouldn't have been any Onetwotwo).

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tags: alternative diy alternative metal bananacore electro-metal electro-rock french metal metalcore techno-metal techno-punk Paris

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Track Name: Seatbelts are for nerds
I… just… don’t… give… a…
FUCK.

It’s amazing the amount of things that you can do
When you stop giving a fuck
It’s impressive how peaceful you feel inside
When you stop giving a fuck

You’re born into a dark world of WHY
Then you have to grow a mind machete
And chop chop your way off
Into the shining land of WHY THE FUCK NOT

The one who makes a beast
Of himself
Gets rid of the pain
Of being human

Everything falls into place
You feel like blessed by grace
You’re not anymore stuck
When you stop giving a fuck

Stop asking yourself questions
Close your eyes and dive away
If something good happens to you it's great, if something bad happens to you it's experience
You're a winner either way

Zero fucks were given today
Probably even less tomorrow
I move on, always with the flow
Haven't even got a single fuck to borrow

The one who makes a beast
Of himself
Gets rid of the pain
Of being human

Everything falls into place
You feel like blessed by grace
You’re not anymore stuck
When you stop giving a fuck
Track Name: K
Keep the banana
Keep the banana
Keep the banana
Keep the banana
Keep the banana
Keep the banana
They’re an excellent source of potassium

Potassium ions are necessary for the function of all living cells.
Potassium ion diffusion is a key mechanism in nerve transmission, and potassium depletion in animals, including humans, results in various cardiac dysfunctions.

Bananas are good
Bananas are good
Bananas are good for you
Bananas are good
Bananas are good
Bananas are good for you
Bananas are good
Bananas are good
Bananas are good
Bananas are good for you
Bananas are good
Bananas are good
They’re a yellowy treat for your tastebuds and your health

Banana banana HEY
Banana banana HA
Banana banana KREE
Banana banana POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keep the banana
Keep the banana
Keep the banana
Keep the banana, HA
Track Name: Gerbil
Cherry-flavored nymphs all over the world
This song is just for you, cause you make my head twirl
Inside you were embers, they turned into fire
A crucible of lust and desire

A lingering smidgen of Electra complex
A daring curiosity, and the opinion that ex-
-perience is not a dirty word, or dirty in a good way
Come to me baby and let us have our way

Sweet sixteen
I love your partial innocence, and your desire to learn
Sweet sixteen
And this new fire that inside you started to burn
Oh, sweet sixteen
You’re not totally a woman yet for sure
Sweet sixteen
But you’re definitely not a child anymore
Oh yeah

Warning me « You know, I’ve had a few lovers,
but I never had an orgasm with a man before »
Don’t worry little one, I sure as hell am gonna fix that
Our first night together I’ll give you three. Or more.

Sweet sixteen
I love your partial innocence, and your desire to learn
Sweet sixteen
And this new fire that inside you started to burn
Oh, sweet sixteen
You’re not totally a woman yet for sure
Sweet sixteen
But you’re definitely not a child anymore
Hell yeah
Track Name: Ctrl-Alt-Death
And I find myself with my back
Against the wall
Not sure how it happened
Guess it's my call
And I forgot to whisper
The password code
Lost between the lines
Here I fall

Sycophant atonement
I try to find my way
Glory to the thespian
And his vicarious prey
My goal is halcyonic
But it seems so far away
This desert is amaranthine
And I don't wanna run today

It's an extended hand that waits
For another to reciprocate
I never wanna live in this state
Why does love always have to lean towards hate?
I cannot sell what I don't get
Maybe we should just forget
Our ways don't have to part
This could be another start
Together

And I find myself facing
The wrong direction
Everything is blurry
But nothing is in motion
And I thought we could make it
Guess I was wrong again
This has been a good trip
But I'll catch another train

It's an extended hand that waits
For another to reciprocate
I never wanna live in this state
Why does love always lean towards hate?
I cannot sell what I don't get
Maybe we should just forget
Our ways don't have to part
This could be another start
Track Name: Gluteal
The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on Nintendo 64
Thinking you've drunk all the beer but finding out there's some more
Fried chicken, fried rice, fried shrimp, fried green tomato
Watching the snow slowly falling - through a window
When your tie matches the color of your girl's dress
Ice cream with peanut butter, caramel swirls and chocolate chips
When the Doctor mocks Davros in “Remembrance of the Daleks”
All these things are awesome
But not as awesome as
BUTTS
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS (HEY!)
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS (WOW!)
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

All these things are awesome, but not as awesome as butts.

MAGNETS
Succesfully making a battery out of a lemon
Waking up before the sun has risen
The jellyfish tank at the aquarium
The [adult swim] block on the Cartoon Network
All these things are great but not as great as
BUTTS
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS (HEY!)
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS (WOW!)
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

All these things are great, but not as great as butts.

DINOSAURS ON MOTORBIKES WITH LASERS, FUCKING AWESOME
DOGS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
COCKTAILS WITH LOADS OF RUM
BEATING THE ELITE 4 ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT
ALL THESE THINGS ARE PRICELESS
BUT NOT AS PRICELESS AS
BUTTS
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

NO “IF”S
NO “DON'T”S
JUST BUTTS
Track Name: Windows Vista Social Club
[Instrumental]
Track Name: Colossus
Yes I loved
Her nice blue eyes
Her sweet blonde hair
Her really cute meter 49
That she insisted to call a meter 50
And her wondrous 17 years old that she offered to me without ever looking back

Yes I loved
Her flowery sundresses
Her lovely little breasts
Her round butt
And her discreet love handles

Yes I loved
Our long wandering walks
And our long wondering discussions
Our afternoons in bed
Our laughs
Our looks
And our disagreements

Yes I loved
All her perversion
Hidden behind her little innocent thing appearance
Her sexual inclination for the most degrading stuff
All this and even more
I loved it all

But what I loved above everything
Above everything else
Is that when I told her she was good looking
Or funny
Or clever
She looked at me with a little smile
With offhandedness, amusement and pride in it intertwined
And always gave the same answer:
“I know”.

No she wasn't perfect
She liked cats and traveling a bit too much
She didn't know how to deep throat
She didn't like seafood or death metal
And my passion for absurd humor she found merely annoying
But this “I know” and the little smile that always went along with it
Was one of the things that was closest to perfection
That I ever saw
On par with some sunrises in the mountains
It was the same light.

And now
The page is turned
And tirelessly I'm looking for the next one
And it doesn't matter if she's blonde or brunette
Tiny or tall
Thin or chubby
Lazy or hardworking
But please
When I give her a compliment
May she not refuse it
May she not belittle it
May she not doubt it
I can't stand any more modesty
Whether it's true or fake
I don't have any more patience for humility
And even less for self-deprecation
I'm not in search of
A lookalike
Or an identical twin
But I hope
Desperately
To find again a woman which
Whatever maybe around it
Would have into her
This
“I know”.
Track Name: Moist Cookies
There are so many things we've been told to be terrified of
But turned out to be perfectly safe
Aspartame, weed, GMOs, saturated fats, MDMA, eating before swimming...
The list could go on.

Because of this, it's hard to take any kind of warning seriously now
Don't smoke... don't drink alcohol... don't eat too much fat...
Come on, why do you care?
I don't (k)now

I though that we had nothing to fear but fear itself!
It does seem to be even truer nowadays
The culture of fear is taking its toll
On you, and me, and everybody else!

What the hell happened to individual responsibility? That's what I wanna know
Why does the goddamn State care so much about how we live and what we put into our body?
We're gonna die anyway so might as well choose how, and if it's fast or slow
I'm starting to feel like I don't even own myself, but instead am government property.

I though that we had nothing to fear but fear itself!
It does seem to be even truer nowadays
The culture of fear is taking its toll
On you, and me, and everybody else!
Track Name: 4444
She sails on a boat
Of thoughts, ideas and hope
The scent of tomorrow
Comes through the winds that blow

You slowly close your eyes
And let your mind become the open skies

Beware
Everything that shines ain't gold
Sometimes it's a knife
Which fire burns cold

She sails on a ship
Of lies and deceit
And the taste of regret
Makes your mouth all wet

Beware
Everything that shines ain't gold
Sometimes it's a knife
Which fire burns cold
Beware
Everything that shines ain't gold
Sometimes it's a knife
Which fire burns cold
Cold

Beware
Everything that shines ain't gold
Sometimes it's a knife
Which fire burns cold
Track Name: Jericho
And I find myself upon the gates again

And I find myself upon the gates of futility
And I find myself upon the gates of doubt, of self-doubt
And I find myself upon the gates of what the hell, why bother, why raise your voice once more, last time nobody heard...

And I wonder who built these gates
Was it slavery or wisdom?
And I wonder who built these gates
Was it peace or desperation?

And I wonder... again...